Tuesday, January 18, 2011

9 perkataan dr perempuan yang lelaki mesti waspada....

ASSALAMUALAIKUM kwn2...
selamat pagi malaysia....
mulakan hari anda dgn senyuman yg manis au..
cmni..^____________^
arini aku de topik la nk share2 ngn korg...
ni panduan utk lelaki la...
yg pmpn jgn la terase(cz pd aku mende ni btol je)...
hehehe....(jangan mare)....
sebelum mula...
aku nk tnye la org lelaki la..
korg ade kenalan perempuan x???
Korang mesti ada kan kwn pompuan, aweks or isteri or pe2 gelaran yg korang rase nak bg la. So sepanjang korang kenal mereka yg bergelar pompuan nie korang penah da masalah komunikasi x dgn diaorg? Slalu slh fhm?

So kpd kaum laki sekalian, sini da tips skit or peringatan ketika anda berhadapan dgn pompuan. Tips nie tentang maksud sebenor perkataan2 yg pompuan slalu guna, so that korang xde la tafsir lain....nanti parah tue. So slamat mencuba...hehehe.
 


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to no 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to no 3.

p/s:
1. Kpd kaum pompuan sowi klu korang mrh ye,(think out of box)....hehehe
2. Kpd kaum laki spread da message so that korang leh berhati2...so xde la nanti da yg kena tido d sofa ke or terpakse mkn nasi bungkus mamak lak....hehehe
3. Artikel nie just nak share je, xde kena mengena dgn sesape. If anda x mcm tue, so bgs la. Sharing is caring

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