Sunday, March 6, 2011

man n woman

* Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever


*  what is the best punishment for a woman?
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then

lock her in a room without mirror.

*  You are not responsible for
You are not responsible for
what people think about you.
But you are responsible for
what you give them to think about you.


*  Message of the year:-
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!


*  My wife is too good,
Man: My wife is too good,
She can’t talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,
She doesn’t even need a subject to talk about..


*  Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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